The Band
Meagan McKelroy - Vocals
Meagan is the only member of the band worth looking at (or talking to, for that matter). An accomplished gum chewer and hair twirler, her hobbies include tracking wallabies in the outback and doing the hand jive. She also holds the record for finding the longest human nose hair at 6'8". Thankfully, it wasn't her own.
Jason Kraeuter - Guitar, Vocals
Jason
is a modern-day renaissance man who, in addition to his musical
prowess, is an accomplished potter, floral arrangement artist, and the
inventor of that thing-a-majiggy that makes the artificial heart work.
In his free time, Jason enjoys scaring small children by
indiscriminately cursing and yelling “I’m The Leader Of The Band” for no
apparent reason.
Chain Onorato - Bass
Chain,
AKA Shain, aka Nicole is, despite his diminutive 4’7” frame, the proud
owner of the largest penis in Louisiana (It’s his pet horse’s, but
whatever). Additionally, he has been known to smoke anything that will
burn and “make you feel good”.
Wayne Grass - Drums
Wayne
Grass aka "Bubba Grass" aka "Bubba Weed" aka "Elvis" joined the band in
2011. Formerly of Sweet Root and hailing from Addis, Wayne brings his
unique style and energy to the band. Wayne has never seen a hairdoo he
didn't like and is known to change his doo every show. Also a fashion
guru, Wayne regularly wows the crowd with outfits from Coco Chanel,
Prada, and Karl Lagerfeld. Please join us in giving Wayne a "Tricky
Style" welcome to the band.
Todd Terminie - Manager
Todd
is a rotund mound of Italian lovin’ whose hobbies include jewelry
making, playing poker and talking dirty to anyone who will listen. The only
thing smoother than his bald head are his buttocks, which are regarded
as the smoothest buttocks in the country.
